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dunwall:

parcelhare:

parcelhare:

I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so

For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”

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exeggcute:

god I love sailor moon logic so much like everyone’s trying to uncover sailor moon’s identity and nobody seems to notice that usagi is the only person in the entire city who wears her hair in those silly buns. and then the villains are like “okay well if we find a clumsy impolite girl who’s really good at frisbee than that’s got to be her!!!” because that’s obviously that’s the best way to uncover her secret identity

brobecks:

it’s approaching fall which means it’s almost “leggings/scarves/snow/uggs/oversized sweaters/pumpkin spice lattes/wanting a boy to cuddle with” season which means it’s also almost “complain about teenage girls and the things they like to do in the fall” season and I want y’all to know I am Not Here For That and I will defend teenage girls forever

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audiotapes:

yaoiyaoidaze:

barackoabma:

i came home today and found a thoroughly used skateboard in front of the house im?????

? ???? ?? ? ??

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oh and keep in mind i live the the middle of nowhere

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looks like it finally landed

PLE SASE DONT BRING BACK THIS POST

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What’s it like to work alongside so many other women of color?

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flannel-penguin:

beamkatanachronicles:

also who’s ready for ‘so i herd u liek mudkips’ to return from the ashes of the meme underworld

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garbagelover666:

boyexemplified:

yeahnodudehella:

Masculinity is so fragile.

MAN CAVE STRONG! PROTECT FAMILY, DEPENDABLE FISHING!!!

COMPASSIONATE SPORTS!!!! ELECTRONIC FATHER

(via potatocrisp)

ghostofbucky:

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

I guess we shouldn’t mention this either then…

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skullspeare:

man imagine aliens w no concept of interspecies cooperation or pets

'commander the scan of this shelter reveals three primary lifeforms'

'excellent. elaborate please'

'all mammals. two quadrupeds, one feline and one canine, as well as one biped sapien. they appear to be… relaxing and eating in a shared space'

'what the fuck'

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amoying:

FACT: adding “inator 3000” to ANYTHING makes it 200 times COOLER

ex.

uncool noun: bird

COOL noun: Birdinator 3000

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